Denzel in Only Fools and Horses

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Here’s the deal. In the Only Fools universe, Denzel is the invisible, ultra-ripped, semi-mythical ex-boyfriend of Raquel. He’s the guy who left her before she shacked up with Rodney. And according to every joke, he was basically a Greek god with a credit card and a criminal record.

We’re told Denzel was a bodybuilder. No, not a casual gym-goer. We’re talking about a man so muscular that his tendons had their own postcodes. Raquel once mentioned he had a chest like a “barrel” and arms like “tree trunks.” I imagine him walking through the market and accidentally knocking over three stalls with his lats.

But it gets better. Denzel wasn’t just built; he was wealthy. Or at least, he spent money like a lottery winner on a three-day bender. He bought Raquel a fur coat, a diamond ring, and a holiday to Barbados. Then he vanished. Poof. Like a handsome, steroid-pumped fart in the wind.

The Comedy Gold of an Invisible Man

Why is Denzel so funny? Because he’s the ultimate benchmark of failure for Rodney. Every time Rodney feels insecure—which is every single scene—someone brings up Denzel. “Oh, Denzel could bench-press a Mini.” “Denzel never cried during Love Story.” “Denzel once paid for a round of drinks without checking his change.” It’s psychological warfare.

The best part? Rodney believes he lost to a ghost. He’s jealous of a man he has never met. Imagine being so insecure that you’re jealous of a fictional character inside your own fictional life. That’s Rodney Trotter, ladies and gentlemen. A man who loses to a memory.

There’s a brilliant episode where Raquel casually mentions that Denzel used to dance the tango “like a professional.” You can practically hear Rodney’s soul leave his body. He’s thinking, “Great. He’s got muscles, money, and he can tango. I can barely walk down a step without tripping over a cardboard box of hooky DVDs.”

Surprising Fact: Denzel Might Be a Time Lord

Let’s get controversial. I have a theory that Denzel isn’t just a bloke. He’s a legendary figure who exists outside the timeline. Consider this: Raquel mentions him, but so do other characters in different eras, as if he’s always just left the room. He’s the Only Fools equivalent of Bigfoot—except Bigfoot probably paid less child support.

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Think about the surprising fact that Denzel has more lines of dialogue as a non-character than some actual characters. He’s referenced in Season 4, 5, 6, and even in the 1996 specials. That’s a decade of ghostly presence. He’s the most famous person never to appear on screen. He’s like a celebrity who only does voiceover work for an audience of one: Rodney’s fragile ego.

And here’s the kicker: David Jason, who plays Del Boy, once said in an interview that Denzel was originally going to appear in the show. They planned a scene where he comes back to collect his stuff. It was cut. Why? Because they realized the invisible joke was funnier. The absence became the punchline. Genius.