Premier Inn Birmingham Nec Airport Hotel Marston Green Birmingham
Let’s talk about the main event: the Premier Inn bed. It’s a certified national treasure. You’ll sink into that mattress like a marshmallow into hot chocolate. Honestly, I think they use some sort of magic spell to make it that comfortable.
The room itself is classic Premier Inn. Think clean, crisp white sheets, a decent-sized TV, and a bathroom that you can actually swing a cat in (please don’t). There’s a little desk if you’re feeling productive, but let’s be real—you’ll be using it to prop up your phone while you watch Netflix on the telly.
Pro tip: Request a room facing the courtyard. Some of them overlook the car park, and while that’s fine, the courtyard view feels fancy. You might even spot a bird. Or a very determined squirrel.
The Pillow Menu (Yes, Really)
One of life’s great joys is the pillow menu at Premier Inns. You can ask for a softer, firmer, or even a “hypoallergenic” pillow. It’s like ordering a pizza, but for your head. I always go for the extra firm one because I pretend I’m a Roman emperor.
And the blackout curtains? They are legendary. They block out the sun so aggressively that you might wake up thinking it's midnight. Perfect for that post-flight nap that turns into a nine-hour coma.