Prince Andrew Is Being Urged to Surrender His Passport
Andrew insists he’s done nothing wrong. He says he’s cooperating with authorities. But his Newsnight interview was a masterclass in cringe.
He claimed he couldn’t sweat. False. He said he was at a Pizza Express on a specific date. Proven wrong. The internet had a field day with that one.
Now, the idea of him handing over his passport feels like poetic justice. It’s the ultimate travel ban. No more escaping the awkward questions.
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What does a prince even do without a passport? He can’t hop on a private jet. He’d have to apply for a special royal exemption. Imagine that paperwork.
His security detail would have to stay grounded too. That’s a lot of pale-skinned bodyguards with nothing to do. They’d just stand around at Buckingham Palace, looking bored.
Andrew Windsor Urged to Surrender His Passport in Final Humiliation
And his wallet? He’d save a fortune. No more first-class tickets. No more fancy airport lounges. Just a lot of rainy walks in London.