The Tallest Heels in the World
Lady Gaga, obviously, has worn sky-high platforms. She’s the queen of absurd footwear. But even she doesn’t wear the tallest ones on the red carpet. She’s smart—she wears the “merely” 12-inch ones.
There’s a rumor that a few wealthy collectors have these in glass cases, like art. And honestly, that’s where they belong. They are sculptures for your feet. They are the art world’s answer to “I have too much money and excellent balance.”
If you put a pair on your mantle, your guests would be impressed. They’d also be terrified you might try to put them on. (Please don’t.)