Most Handsome Man in Miami
First, we have to clear the field. That guy on the jetski with the six-pack and the diamond chain? Cute, but he definitely just yelled “WOO!” at a pelican. Not our winner.
Then there’s the art-gala guy in the linen suit who smells like sandalwood and ambition. He’ll quote you poetry, but he probably Googled it five minutes ago. Too polished, too practiced.
We’re looking for someone with substance—and maybe a little sunscreen on his nose. Real handomeness doesn’t come from a spray tan; it comes from vibes.