Premier Inn Leamington Spa Town Centre Hotel Leamington Spa
Let’s be honest, Premier Inn rooms are a formula. But it’s a good formula, like a Coca-Cola you can actually sleep in. The bed is a slab of marshmallow. You sink into it. Your worries melt away. It’s practically hypnotic.
There’s a desk for your laptop, but you won’t use it. There’s a TV, but you’ll stare at it blankly for ten minutes, then fall asleep. The bathroom is spotless. That shower pressure could peel paint off a wall. Glorious.
Oh, and the temperature control? It’s a mystery. You’ll either be a human popsicle or a baked potato. No middle ground. But you’ll figure it out. That’s half the fun, right?
Premier Inn Leamington Spa Town Centre Hotel Royal Leamington Spa
Location, Location, Location (Seriously)
You step outside, and you’re in Leamington Spa proper. The Parade is a two-minute walk. The Pump Rooms? Five minutes. You can almost hear the Regency-era ghosts gossiping about the price of a cappuccino now.
Want a coffee? Boston Tea Party is virtually next door. Need a pint? The Old Fourpenny Shop Hotel is a stumble away. You’re in the epicentre of the spa town. You haven’t parked a car; you’ve parked yourself.