My Father Is a Top Investor Dailymotion
Dailymotion is a haven for old, weird anime. Dad found a series from 1987 where robots fight using yoga poses. It was terrible.
He bought the streaming rights for $200. He thought it was a joke investment. Then a viral TikTok made fun of it. Now it has 10 million views.
He calls this “the irony dividend.” I call it “proof the universe is a comedian.”
Funny Detail: His “War Room”
Dad converted our laundry room into a “video command center.” He has three monitors. One shows Dailymotion analytics. One shows a live feed of his cat.
The third monitor? Just a looping video of a dog playing piano. “It keeps me humble,” he says.
I’ve never seen the dog hit a wrong note. I’ve also never seen Dad lose money. Coincidence?