10 Reasons Not to Move to Missouri
Missouri is the land of toasted ravioli, gooey butter cake, and BBQ so good it should be illegal. Your waistline will surrender.
But here’s the kicker: you’ll never find happiness in a kale salad again. Once you taste a St. Louis-style pork steak, nothing else matters. Enjoy your sad, healthy life elsewhere!
The Shocking Truths Why People Won't Move to Missouri. - YouTube