What Time Is the Eclipse Today
Don’t panic. If you miss today’s eclipse, the next one in the US happens in 2026 (though it’s a partial for most of us). But honestly, just set a timer on your phone. Or hire a child to yell “Eclipse!” at the exact moment. Kids love that responsibility.
And if you’re stuck indoors? Live stream it. There are always nerdy astronomers with $50,000 telescopes who livestream the whole thing while wearing space-themed ties. It’s not as good as the real thing, but it beats watching your coworkers microwave fish.