Is Farnham a Nice Place to Live
Let’s be honest—it’s expensive. Renting a one-bed flat costs more than a small car. Buying a house? Hope you’re friends with a banker or a lottery winner.
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Traffic is a nightmare. The one-way system was designed by someone who hates joy. You’ll spend your weekends muttering “why is everyone here?” as you crawl past the railway station.
Parking is a myth. Local legend says there’s a free spot near the park, but no one has ever found it. You’ll pay £8 to park for a coffee and feel personally attacked.
The Winters: Dreary and Damp
Farnham in January is a grey blanket of sadness. The sky looks like it’s been washed too many times. You’ll crave sunlight like a vampire on holiday.
But then summer hits, and everyone forgets the misery. Suddenly, the beer gardens are full, and the river Wey looks almost inviting. Almost. Don’t fall in. It smells like wet dog and regret.