How to Get Jalapeno out of Nose
Okay, not literally on your head, but tipping your head back can help gravity do the work. Lie down on a bed or couch, tilt your head so the affected nostril points toward the ceiling, and pour in a few drops of saline solution or lukewarm water. Wait ten seconds, then sit up quickly. The jalapeño bit—or its spicy juices—should dribble out like a red-faced apology.
Why is this interesting? Because it’s the same principle used by ancient Roman nose-cleaners. They’d pour seawater up their nostrils during baths. You’re literally practicing a 2,000-year-old grooming ritual, just with a spicy vegetable instead of salt water. History is weird, and so are you.
What Not to Do (Please)
Do not use tweezers. I know you’re tempted. You think you can grab that little green speck and yank it out like a stubborn weed. But your nasal passages are lined with delicate blood vessels—tweezers will turn a spicy problem into a bleeding problem. Also, do not blast water up there with a high-pressure syringe. That just sends the jalapeño deeper into your sinuses, where it will haunt your dreams.
What To Do If You Touch Your Nose After Cutting Jalapenos at Corrina
If you’re desperate and the burning won’t stop after ten minutes, you can use a mild saline spray from the drugstore. It’s like a gentle fire extinguisher for your face. One spray, wait, blow. Repeat until you can smell your coffee again instead of regret.