Prince Andrew Neighbors William Kate Middleton
Kate loves a casual pizza night. Andrew once hosted a very famous pizza delivery guy (Jeffrey Epstein, allegedly). That’s the same Jeff who now makes everyone’s pizza taste like legal trouble. You can’t make this up.
William and Kate have a supermarket just 15 minutes away. Andrew orders everything in. One shops for fresh vegetables. The other shops for plausible deniability.
The Kid Factor
Prince George, Charlotte, and Louis play in a nearby park. Andrew’s security team probably watches them from a bush. “Is that a football or a threat?” Must be exhausting to treat a rubber ball like a spy drone.
Kate Middleton & Prince William Move Closer To Prince Andrew Amid Rift
The Wales family craves normalcy. Andrew craves relevance. Their paths cross when the kids zoom past on scooters. Andrew waves from his Bentley. Kate waves back with a smile that says, “Please don’t stop.”