Little Black Flying Bug
That little black flying bug is a survivor. It outlived dinosaurs. It evolved with our kitchens. It thrives on our mess.
Next time it lands on your laptop, don’t swat. Stare at it. It’s a tiny, ancient creature doing aerial acrobatics for your amusement. It’s nature’s stand-up comedian—arriving uninvited, leaving a mess, and making you laugh in frustration.
So raise your glass (covered in a napkin) to the little black flying bug. It’s annoying, it’s gross, and it’s absolutely fascinating. Just don’t let it get into the wine.