Private Selection Meatballs Cooking Instructions
The instructions on the bag are a suggestion, not a law. They are written by a team of lawyers who have never tasted joy. They tell you to microwave them for three minutes, which results in a rubbery, sad little orb that tastes like a regret-filled golf ball.
Here’s the surprising fact: oven-baking is the only path to meatball nirvana. Preheat your oven to 400°F (200°C). While it heats up, spread the frozen lumps on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper. Give them space—they’re not riding a crowded subway; they need to breathe.
Bake them for 12 to 15 minutes. Flip them halfway through. Why flip? Because you care. Because you want that golden-brown crust that crunches softly before giving way to a juicy, seasoned interior. Microwaves don’t brown; they steam. Ovens build character.