Fine for Crossing a Red Light
Following the rule feels surprisingly good. Next time you stand at a busy intersection and watch everyone else jaywalk, stay planted. Watch them dodge, hesitate, and almost trip. Meanwhile, you stand there, cool as a cucumber, calmly waiting for your legal window.
When the light finally changes, you walk across with dignity. You are a person of principle. You don’t owe anyone a dime. You didn’t inconvenience a single driver. That quiet, smug feeling? That’s worth way more than any fine—and it’s completely free.
So next time you’re in a rush and see that red hand, just smile. Give it a little nod. You’re saving money, saving face, and maybe saving a little bit of the world’s sanity. And honestly, you can’t put a price on that. Well, actually you can—and it’s way too expensive.