Heavenly Spa at the Westin London City
Look, the Heavenly Spa isn’t cheap—we’re talking £120–£200 for a treatment. But consider this: you’re paying for a few hours where your phone is banished, your muscles are forgiven, and you can eat the complimentary fruit skewers without judgment.
Plus, the spa is inside The Westin London City, a hotel so posh that even the elevator buttons feel like they’ve been to private school. You can pair your spa day with a cocktail at the bar. They have one called “The Cloud None.” I drank it. I confirmed: it’s not a cloud, but it is delicious.
One Final, Absolutely True Fact
The spa’s changing rooms have a secret button. No, it doesn’t summon a butler. It summons a “cool-down mist” that smells like mint and eucalyptus. I pressed it about eight times. The attendant just smiled. I think I’m now on a watch list, but honestly, it was worth it for the mist.
So go. Book that treatment. Walk in tired, walk out like a human-shaped noodle who just won the lottery. Your back deserves it. Your Netflix bill? Eh, we’ll worry about that later.