What Is Happening in Westminster Today
Out in the Members’ Lobby, gossip is thicker than the fog. A junior minister was seen munching a sausage roll while walking backwards. He nearly collided with a statue of Winston Churchill.
That statue has seen it all. Today, it saw a man in a pinstripe suit drop a folder of papers. Secret documents? Nope. Just takeout menus from the cafeteria. Classic.
Who’s Wearing What?
Fashion watch is vital. One MP is sporting a tie with tiny rubber ducks on it. He claims it’s a “quacking good luck charm.” Another wears a bright purple jacket, looking like a bouncer for a fancy disco.
The dress code? Technically smart. In reality? A free-for-all. If you see a velvet smoking jacket, it’s a Thursday afternoon. Trivia: No one knows why.
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