How Old Are Liam and Noel Gallagher
So, the definitive, peer-reviewed, bathroom-wall-approved answer is this: Noel Gallagher (57) and Liam Gallagher (52). They are two middle-aged men who have spent their entire adult lives trying to prove which one is more correct. One of them wants you to know he’s a serious artist who reads books. The other one wants you to know he’s still the coolest person on the planet, possibly by shouting it while wearing a coat that smells of stale lager and victory.
They are, in their own way, a perfect, chaotic mirror of aging. Noel is aging into a grumpy uncle who writes brilliant songs about the weather. Liam is aging into a bizarre, ageless cult leader who looks exactly the same as he did when he took the world by storm. And they’re both still arguing about it. Honestly, at this rate, they’ll both be 90, still slagging each other off in a nursing home while wearing matching stone-washed jeans. And we’ll still be here, checking our calendars to see how old they are.