I Divorced and Married the Godfather

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I used to worry about what my book club would say. Then Vito bought the publishing company they order from. Suddenly, everyone loved my “exciting new husband.” Funny how that works.

My sister didn’t speak to me for a year. Then Vito “gifted” her a new car — for her birthday, with no strings attached. She’s now his biggest fan. Power is a weird perfume; some people hate the smell, but it makes others swoon.

Honestly, the hardest part is holidays. You can’t just invite the whole family because people from his “other family” might show up. Last Thanksgiving, one of his associates brought a pie — and a message from a “friend.” The pie was good, though.

Why You Should Care (And Maybe Smile)

You might think this is a story about crime. But it’s really about choice. I chose a life that doesn’t fit into a neat box. It’s messy, loud, and I get the best seats at every concert in town.

I realized that every marriage has its “family business.” Yours might be a side hustle, a sick parent, or a messy hobby. Every relationship asks you to accept something weird.

Godfather Wedding

So when I hear people complain about their partner leaving the toilet seat up, I just laugh. My partner has a guy for that. Literally. There’s a man named Sal who fixes our toilet with a wrench and a grunt. Perks.

Plus, I never have to worry about bad customer service. If the cable guy is rude, Vito makes a phone call, and suddenly the guy is “retraining” in a different state. I don’t condone it, but I appreciate the efficiency.