Coopers Beach Holiday Park Church Lane Mersea Island Colchester
Coopers Beach Holiday Park isn’t for Instagram influencers. There’s no infinity pool or champagne bar. Instead, you get a place where you can build a sandcastle, get sunburnt in April, and eat chips while a seagull tries to assassinate you. It’s honest fun.
Book it for a long weekend. You’ll arrive stressed about work, and you’ll leave smelling of sea air and smugness. Just remember to check the tide times for The Strood. Getting stranded isn’t a holiday vibe; it’s a survival documentary.
Go on. The seagull is waiting. And he’s brought friends.