Uk to Be Drenched by a 600-Mile Rainstorm
Keep an eye on the forecast. It might shift, or it might double down. Weather is fickle, like a cat deciding whether to sit on your laptop.
If you see a rainbow after the storm, take a photo. It means the sky is apologizing. And honestly? We’ll probably forgive it.
Until the next 600-mile rainstorm, anyway. Stay dry, you wonderful, soggy mess.