Royal Horseguards Hotel London Afternoon Tea
Now, let’s get to the star of the show: the food tower. It arrives looking like a tiered masterpiece, and your job is to dismantle it with grace. First up, the sandwiches. They’re perfectly crustless, because in the world of afternoon tea, bread crusts are simply not invited.
You get classics like cucumber with cream cheese (so British it should come with a passport), smoked salmon, and egg mayonnaise. The highlight? The roast beef with horseradish—it’s so tender you could probably sing a ballad to it. Pro tip: Eat one of each. Then eat another of your favorite. Nobody’s counting. I’m not counting.
The Scones: The Reason You Came
Mid-tier on the tower is where the magic happens: scones. These aren’t just any scones—they’re warm, fluffy, and slightly crumbly, like a cloud that decided to become a pastry. You get plain and fruit versions, and each one is practically begging for a slather of clotted cream.
Here comes the important debate: jam first or cream first? The hotel serves it with both, so you can pick a side. My advice? Just pile them both on. Life is short. Be messy. Be delicious. And don’t forget to use a proper china cup—it makes you feel at least 12% more sophisticated.
Experience British Afternoon Tea - The Royal Horseguards Hotel