Are Premier Inn Closing Their Restaurants
So, no, your beloved Premier Inn is not turning into a food desert. The restaurants inside the hotels are here to stay, like that one weird stain on the carpet. The closures are specifically for the attached chain pubs that were underperforming. Think of it as a diet for the company—they’re cutting the carbs, not the core.
If you want to panic about a hotel meal, panic about the price of a mini-bar chocolate bar. That’s where the real crime happens. For now, grab your breakfast voucher, help yourself to a second round of hash browns, and rest easy. The restaurant is mostly still open—just don’t ask for the manager after 9 pm, because he’s probably already closed for the night.
In conclusion: Premier Inn’s restaurants are not closing, they’re just streamlining. And if you ever find yourself stranded in a Premier Inn lobby at midnight, starving and bitter, just remember: there’s always the 24-hour vending machine. It’s not a gourmet experience, but it is an adventure. Surprising fact: Those vending machines are so profitable that Premier Inn is considering opening a chain of them. Coming soon to a car park near you: the Premier Inn Snackpod. You heard it here first.