Can You Make a Egg in the Microwave
So, can you make an egg in the microwave? Yes. But you have to earn that egg. It’s not a lazy shortcut—it’s a precision stunt. Treat it with the caution you’d give a sleeping bear. You have to poke, cover, and babysit it every second. The reward is a three-minute breakfast that tastes decent and leaves your kitchen mostly intact.
I still make my eggs this way when I’m running late. But I always keep a paper towel handy, and I never, ever look away. The moment you do, the microwave will remind you who’s boss. And if you hear a hiss? Run. Or at least open the door from behind a wall.
Go forth, brave breakfast warrior. And maybe invest in a splatter guard. Your cat will thank you.