What Time Is the Michigan Football

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Okay, there is one exception. The season opener is usually locked in early. And the The Game (you know, the one against Ohio State) has a hard time set well in advance. It’s a tradition, like burning turkey on Thanksgiving.

But for everything else? Assume chaos. Assume you’ll reschedule your dentist appointment. Assume your uncle will call you three times asking, “Is it noon yet?” when it’s 10 AM.

Honestly, I’ve start telling people the game is at “maybe noon, maybe later, check your phone.” It’s become my catchphrase. My wife rolls her eyes every time.

A Final, Desperate Plea

Look, I know this is stressful. You just want to plan your Saturday. You want to know if you can mow the lawn before kickoff or if you’re going to be glued to the couch for six hours.

My advice? Assume the worst. Assume it’s a night game. That way, when it’s suddenly a noon kickoff, you feel like you won. It’s psychological warfare, my friend.

Or, just bookmark the Michigan Football schedule page on your phone. Refresh it like it’s your job. And if you’re still lost, just call your most obsessive fan friend. They’ll know. They’ve already set seven alarms.

Now go get your snacks ready. And whatever you do, don’t trust a rumor from a guy named “Todd” in a Facebook group called “Maize & Blue Forever.” He’s always wrong. I mean, always.