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The absolute trap—and I mean the sweet, green siren—is the outdoor section. You’ll march past the paint charts with purpose, promising yourself you’re just here to buy a bag of compost. But then you see them: the hydrangeas. They’re on sale, looking all hopeful and promising to transform your sad patio into a Mediterranean villa.

You grab one. Then you need a pot for it. Then you see a witty sign that says “Live, Laugh, Lavender” and suddenly you’re a person who owns a garden gnome. I once bought a weeping willow sapling there on a whim. It’s now taller than my house and holds a grudge against me.

The “Just the One Item” Illusion

The carpark is a hilarious study in human behavior. You see people walking in with a confident, single-purpose stride, arms swinging. Twenty minutes later, they come out with a trolley that looks like a small flatpack apocalypse. It’s the Herne Bay shuffle.

You’ll see people carefully wedging a massive BBQ into a Fiat 500. There’s always a dad sweating profusely, trying to tie a length of guttering to the roof of his car with washing line. It’s like watching a nature documentary about optimistic British stubbornness.

The queue for the tills is where the real bonding happens. You’ll stand there, holding a single Allen key you came for, next to a woman trying to buy a full wooden gazebo. You will nod at each other. It’s a shared understanding that you have all, collectively, failed at simple errands.

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