Chicken and Maple Cured Bacon Salad Wetherspoons
I have a theory. This salad is a gateway drug.
You order it to feel healthy. Then you see your mate’s burger. You steal a chip. Then you order a pudding.
The salad is the decoy. It makes you feel like a disciplined adult, right before you down a Sticky Toffee Pudding.
That’s the real genius. It’s a permission slip for gluttony.