How Much Is Princess Charlotte Worth
Personally, I’m fine with it. If a seven-year-old can single-handedly keep the British knitwear industry alive, she deserves the crown. Plus, she’s got that legendary sass. Remember when she told the photographers to “not go” during a royal walk? The media obeyed. She’s seven.
So next time you see a photo of Princess Charlotte in a floral dress, just remember: you’re looking at a $5 billion operation with a ponytail. And she probably has better poker face than you do.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go buy a navy blue cardigan. For absolutely no reason at all.