Types of Dyson Vacuums
Look, I’m not here to sell you a vacuum—I’m just the messenger. If you want convenience, grab a V15 or V11. If you have a pet that sheds like a conspiracy theory, get the Ball Animal 3. And if you have more money than patience, buy the robot and let it judge your floorboards.
At the end of the day, every Dyson vacuum has one thing in common: it will make you hate dust a little bit more. And somehow, that’s progress. Happy vacuuming, you crazy cleaner.