Did Any Famous People Die Today
In the grand, dramatic world of “Who kicked the bucket today?”, the answer is a resounding nobody you’ve heard of. The internet can sleep soundly without a single “RIP legend” tweet going viral.
Today, Elvis is still gone (sorry, wake-up-a-little-less-later fans). David Bowie is still rocking out in space. Queen Elizabeth II is still, uh, not attending any garden parties. The usual suspects are all staying dead.
So if you’re looking for a reason to post a sad face emoji, you’re out of luck. Pout.