Are Megan and Harry Still Married
You’ve probably seen headlines screaming: “Harry in Africa! Meghan in New York! Marriage on the rocks?” Oh, please. That’s called having a busy schedule and a nanny. My own parents take separate vacations—my dad goes fishing, my mom visits her sister, and they’ve been married for 43 years. They just hate each other less than they hate being in a car together for six hours. That’s not a divorce; that’s survival.
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And let’s be honest: if Harry wanted to leave Meghan, would he really announce it by going to a polo match in Nigeria? The man has the emotional subtlety of a golden retriever. If he was unhappy, he’d probably release a statement through his therapist, not through a polo mallet.
The Royal Family Wouldn’t Stay Silent
Here’s a little-known truth: if Harry and Meghan were on the verge of divorce, the British royal family would probably leak it themselves in a passive-aggressive press release. Think about it—King Charles would send out a memo titled “A Statement on Recent Marital Developments” and then immediately go feed his chickens. The fact that Buckingham Palace isn’t sending up any smoke signals means the Sussexes are annoyingly solid.
Also, do you really think the Queen’s ghost would allow a divorce? She’s probably haunting their Wi-Fi router, muttering “Never complain, never explain… unless you want to buy a new tiara.”
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