Best Places to Have Afternoon Tea in London
Don’t have eighty quid to blow on tea? No problem. Head to the crypt under St Martin’s Church in Trafalgar Square. It’s literally a tea party in a medieval basement with stone arches.
Their afternoon tea is under £20, and it’s honest—big sandwiches, solid scones, and tea that’s served in a chipped mug. The vibe is “cozy and monk-ish.” You’ll sit next to students, tourists, and the occasional ghost (probably). It’s delightful and proof that you don’t need gold leaf to have a perfect afternoon.
So there you have it—a crumpet’s tour of London’s best tea spots. Whether you choose the pink madness of Sketch, the stately hush of Claridge’s, or the budget-friendly crypt, you’re in for a treat. The secret? It’s not about the tea or the tiers. It’s about taking an hour—or two—to sit down, talk nonsense, eat cake, and feel like the world can wait.
Go on. Book the table. Spill the jam. Laugh at the waiter’s bowtie. You deserve this tiny, buttery slice of bliss. And if anyone asks, just say you were “doing research.” After all, a good afternoon tea is always a wise investment. Now, raise your cup—cheers to crumb-covered happiness!