Who Got Fired on Apprentice Last Night
著者: 佐藤 大輔
This week’s challenge was supposed to be about selling a new line of luxury pet accessories. Sounds cute, right? Wrong. It turned into a complete disaster faster than you can say “you’re fired.”
The teams had to pitch to a bunch of wealthy pet owners, and some people forgot the golden rule: don’t confuse a poodle’s owner with a poodle. One team literally tried to sell diamond-encrusted leashes to a lady who just wanted a simple, sturdy harness. Oops.
By the end of the day, sales were abysmal, and Lord Sugar (or Donald, depending on your version) was not amused. You could feel the tension in the boardroom from my living room.
The Usual Suspects in the Boardroom
Three candidates were dragged back: Mark, the overconfident sales guy who thinks he’s the second coming of Steve Jobs; Priya, the quiet one who always plays it safe; and Jenna, the chaotic wildcard who once tried to negotiate a deal using a handshake and a wink. Classic.
Mark started by blaming everyone else, which is always a red flag. He pointed at Priya and said she “lacked vision,” while Priya just stared at her shoes like she wanted to disappear. Jenna, meanwhile, decided to defend her terrible idea of selling “pet tiaras” by saying it was “artistic.”
The tension was so thick you could spread it on toast. You knew someone was going down.
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