Risborough Springs Swim and Fitness Centre Photos
Taking photos in the gym is like doing a safari. You have to be stealthy. I crouched behind a Bosu ball to get a shot of the dumbbell rack. The photo is mostly my thumb, but you can see a woman doing bicep curls while simultaneously arguing on the phone about her cat’s dental plan.
Another photo shows a guy using the rowing machine with the intensity of a Olympic athlete. He was going so fast the machine actually wheezed. I swear I heard it whisper, “Help me.”
The Jacuzzi: Where Dreams (and Photographs) Go to Die
The jacuzzi is a magical place. The water jets create such a violent whirlpool that every photo looks like a Jackson Pollock painting. I tried to take a selfie. Result: a blurry forehead surrounded by bubbles.
Risborough Springs Swim and Fitness Centre, Princes Risborough | AI
A surprising fact: the jacuzzi area has a sign that says, “No diving, no glass, no interpretive dance.” I have a photo of that sign, and I absolutely saw a guy do a tiny shuffle. He’s banned now. Worth it.