Premier Inn Edinburgh City Haymarket Edinburgh
Let’s be real: the real star here is the Hypnos bed. Premier Inn proudly boasts their “Next Generation” mattress, and it’s not lying. It’s like sleeping on a cloud that’s been trained in hospitality.
I fell asleep mid-sentence while reading the room service menu. One minute I was considering a burger, the next I was dreaming I was a Highland cow. That’s the power of a good mattress, my friend.
The blackout curtains are also brilliant. You can pretend it’s 3 AM in the Arctic, even if the Scottish sun is stubbornly shining at 10 PM. Perfect for jet-lagged travellers or vampires.
THE 10 CLOSEST Hotels to hub by Premier Inn Edinburgh Haymarket hotel
Room Talk: Small but Mighty
The rooms are compact but cleverly designed. You get a desk, a kettle, and enough plugs to charge a small army of gadgets. It’s the kind of room where you can simultaneously scroll social media, boil water for tea, and charge your phone. Multitasking champion.
The bathroom is a gleaming white, hotel-grade marvel. The shower pressure? Angry enough to wake you up, but gentle enough to not hurt. It’s the Goldilocks of shower experiences.
Just a heads up: the heating works extremely well. You might find yourself cracking a window in February. It’s either that or sleeping in a t-shirt, which feels rebellious for Scotland.