How Old Is Honey from Eastenders
This is the beauty of soap operas. They don’t care about hard facts. They care about drama. “How old is Honey?” is like asking “How long is a piece of string wrapped around a lie detector?”
Next time you watch her, just laugh. Look at that face. It’s the face of a woman who has discovered the Fountain of Youth in a Greggs sausage roll.
So, raise your coffee mug. To Honey Mitchell: ageless, joyfully chaotic, and forever stuck in a timeline that makes Doctor Who look simple. You gorgeous thing, you.