Best Roasts in South West London

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Battersea is now a sanctuary for tech bros and avocado addicts. The power station is a landmark. The people are a caricature.

Hit them with: “You moved here for the ‘vibes.’ You mean the smell of overpriced sourdough and passive aggression.” It’s accurate.

Or go deeper: “Your dog has a better social life than you. And a better haircut.” Battersea dogs are weapons of mass distraction.

The Wimbledon Wrist-Slap

Wimbledon is tennis and tennis only. Mention anything else? You’re a monster.

Roast a Wimbledon local: “You’re not posh. You just live near a tennis court. Your sofa is from IKEA.” The class shatter is real.

Add: “You say ‘strawberries and cream’ like it’s a personality. It’s just a snack, Susan.” They will seethe.