Wetherspoons Has Launched Its New Christmas Menu for 2026
Let’s be honest: going to Wetherspoons at Christmas is a national sport. It’s where you take your colleagues for the “work lunch” that turns into a three-hour chat about who’s leaving next. It’s where you meet your mates after a chaotic day of present wrapping, and you all agree that the “Festive Breakfast” (eggs, bacon, hash brown, and a cranberry sausage) fixes everything. My mate Chloe once ate two of those in one sitting, and she said it was the closest she’s ever felt to being a king.
Wetherspoons puts chicken and stuffing pizza and brie and bacon burgers
The menu also solves the real crisis of modern Christmas: indecision. You don’t want to cook a full roast? Cool. You don’t want to pay £50 for a pub dinner? Fine. Wetherspoons is there, serving up a plate of “Christmas on a budget” with a side of “I can’t be bothered to peel potatoes.” It’s the culinary equivalent of a warm, slightly sticky hug.
The Verdict
So, will the 2026 Christmas menu change your life? Probably not. But will it make you smile while you’re eating it in a booth that’s sticky from last Tuesday’s curry night? Absolutely. The pulled sprouts are surprisingly good, the Mega Stack is a challenge you’ll either conquer or regret, and the Santa’s Secret will make you forget that you still haven’t bought presents for your in-laws.
In the end, Wetherspoons knows its audience. We’re tired, we’re hungry, and we want a Christmas meal that doesn’t require a second mortgage. And for £12.99, you can have a plate of food that looks like a festive car crash but tastes like a memory. Go on, treat yourself. Your inner goblin deserves it.