Things Not to Do on Chinese New Year
Look, Chinese New Year is a blast—if you survive the landmines. Remember: no fours, no sweeping, no haircuts, no white envelopes, and no knives. Break a plate? Pray to the ceramic gods. Smell bad? That’s prosperity perfume.
Now go stuff your face with dumplings (which look like ancient Chinese money, by the way—eat them for wealth) and avoid talking about the Grim Reaper. If you follow this list, you’ll be richer, luckier, and honestly, a little less stressful. Happy New Year! 🧧