Blueberries Make Poop Black
So, next time you’re standing in the bathroom, staring at a toilet bowl that looks like a Vantablack painting, take a deep breath. Ask yourself: did I eat blueberries? If the answer is yes, do a little victory dance. You’ve just consumed a mountain of superfoods. Your body is thanking you, even if its artistic expression is… unconventional.
It’s a small price to pay for a snack that’s good for your heart, your brain, and your taste buds. Embrace the dark side. Own it. And maybe, next time, warn your roommate or partner. Because no one wants to hear, “Honey, I think I’m actually turning into a goth.”
Happy berry eating, you glorious, colorful human.