How Do You Send a Tweet
Sending a tweet is like throwing a paper airplane off a skyscraper. Sometimes it soars, sometimes it hits a pigeon, and sometimes it lands in a gutter where nobody sees it. Do it anyway. The joy is in the toss.
And if you mess up? Delete it. Twitter lets you delete tweets, but a screenshot lives forever. So craft wisely, laugh often, and for the love of all that is holy, do not tweet about your gym routine every single day. Nobody cares that you did thirty reps of leg lifts. They’re eating chips.
Now go forth, brave tweeter, and send that tweet. May your followers be many, your typos few, and your notifications mercifully silent.