What to Do on Easter Sunday
Easter dinner is where you pretend you’re still hungry. You’ll face a second ham, mashed potatoes that could double as concrete, and a pie that’s been sitting out since 9 AM. Be brave. Load your plate with small portions so you can pivot to “I’m saving room for candy” in thirty seconds.
Easter Sunday 2026: April 20, 2026
Surprising Easter stat: Americans buy over 16 billion jelly beans each year. That’s enough to create a bean bridge to the moon and back, which sounds ridiculous until you realize people also spend $2 billion on chocolate bunnies. We are a species that truly believes candy solves everything.
If your dinner conversation devolves into a debate about whether the Easter Bunny is a rabbit or a hare, settle it with science: rabbits are born blind and hairless, while hares are born with fur and eyes open. So the Easter Bunny is clearly a mutant hare with a candy addiction. Case closed.